M is for...

Things That Make You Go Mmmmmmmm...

Hot dirty rangers that make me drool.

Bad boy vampires who dress super cool.

Mojos are sacred,

Especially when naked -

Great for wrestling in a pudding pool!

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L is for...

Limericks!!

Those five little lines can be funny,

And make cloudy days become sunny.

When I was theme picking,

I chose limericking.

And now I'm a happy bunny!

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K is for...

Kair of Diff *

The Kair of Diff is a big hit,

Wiv those wot likes alirrle 'bit'.

Oi oi, dunt be dense!

Youknowzitmakezsense!

Join the clarts and the slags, like innit?

* Wot Taffy peeps calls Cardiff, like innit. If you wants a lesson in Taff like, av a look under the Taffing laybels in that cloudy fingy on the right.


Cardiff Map 1946

J is for...

Jiggly Bits

If your boobage weighs more than an ounce,

They're sure to wobble and bounce.
Giving flirty giggles,

And wriggles and jiggles.

Will cause several male members to pounce.

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I is for...

Innuendo

I admit to an age over thirty,

And some people say I am flirty.

Double meanings are fun,

When you need a good pun.

So go on, get down with the dirty!

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H is for ...

Humping*

What sets your heart rate to thumping?

And gets your blood really pumping?

I'm sure you can guess,

But will you confess,

To a wish for daily humping?

Obviously this sign is a spoilsport

*Ok, you knew I would reach this level at some point, aye?

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G is for...

Gurning

If fun is what you are yearning,

Then lend your face to some gurning.

In just a short while,

You'll make people smile,

A feat that's always worth earning.

Me & my girl being silly again...