Knobbly

K is for Knobbly

I've given up aiming for slim

I'm just not made to be thin

From bits that are wobbly

To knees that are knobbly

I'll brazen it out with a grin!

Original image

Jumping

J is for Jumping

I'm not much of an exercise freak

I'm more likely to play hide and seek

I suffer a lack

Of Jumping a Jack

So sadly, my joints tend to creak... 

Nope, that's definitely not me... Original image.

Just made it again!! Pesky late night shifts... *mutters*

Inconceivable

I is for Inconceivable

There are times when nothing makes sense,

When things tend to make you go tense.

If it seems unbelievable

Just yell 'Inconceivable!'

I swear the relief is immense!

See? Look how happy he is!! Original image.

Hunk

H is for Hunk

If you feel like you're stuck in a funk

And you don't feel like getting drunk

Go google some pics

For a visual fix

And spend time with your favourite hunk!

Loves me some Aragorn!! Original image.

Glomp

Aaaaccckkk!! Late shift today, and I only just remembered that I needed to post my letter 'G'! I have 12 minutes to come up with a limerick. *dies*

G is for Glomp

When sending an internet cuddle

Take care not to cause any muddle!

Don't offer a romp

Be sure to type *glomp*!

Then you won't bemuse or befuddle!! 

I love to glomp!! Original image.

Just made it! With ONE minute to spare! *wipes brow*

Flump

F is for Flump

I was teased quite a lot as a child,

By those who were wicked and wild.

I was always quite plump,

So they called me a flump

As a nickname, though, that was mild.

Compared to a ball of fluff!! Original image.

Eeeeeek!

Posting on time today!!!

E is for EEEEEEK!!

Snap decisions are often my bane

I really have no-one to blame.

Results can be bleak -

They make me go EEEEEEEK!

And cause others to think me insane!

Why did I think flower pots were fun??? Original image.