Z is for...

Bad French Imitation

Zere vunce waz a girl from ze Taff

Who zought speaking like zis waz a laff

But zut alors!

Eet waz a bore!

For all eet sounded waz le naff!

French taunting eez le fab.

Y is for...

Youknowzitmakezsense! (It had to be, obviously. *winks*)

Taffing iz good, Taffing iz fab,

Taffing chases away all thatz drab.

So gerroff yer fence

Youknowzitmakezsense!

Coz Taffing's the Gift ov the Gab.

Image borrowed from here.


Apologies for being a little late today with my post, but work and life got in the way! Also, I have to apologise for not visiting as many blogs this week as I have done so far in the challenge, and not replying even more than usual. It's been a mad, mad week...

Lastly, a shout out to Amie Kaufman , who is my 100th follower! Thanks so much! Now I truly feel part of the blogger community (not that I didn't before, but this is somehow extra special). :D

X is for...

The X Chromosome

Women are oft called inferior

(In spite of their shapely posteriors).

But men have x too

(Though women have two)

Hence women are vastly superior.

Image borrowed from here.

A/N 1 - Please take the limerick with a pinch of salt, or tongue in cheek, or in jest (or in which ever way you want that makes you realise that I am not trying to insult any men out there). I mean, women obviously are superior, but I would never say that out loud. Oh...


A/N 2 - The picture has nothing to do with the x chromosome at all, but it turned up in my search for 'funny x pictures', and honestly, it was just begging to be pinched. *coughs*

W is for...

Wobbly Sausages.

Wiggle a little, wiggle a lot.

Wiggle some more till it hits the spot.

Bangers are brill!

Bangers can thrill!

And taste better when sizzling and hot!

Man, I love Google images...

Image (amid much chuckling)  borrowed from here.  And yes, I already had a label for 'wobbly sausages'. *shifty*

Oops, I thought I'd scheduled this for this morning, but I'd saved it as a draft instead...  ah well, better late than never!

V is for...

Vets!

A trip to the vets can be scary,

For my feline friend (who is hairy).

She's not one to roam -

She likes to stay home.

And the men in white make her wary.

The inaccurately named 'Angel'.

'V' was very appropriate for today as I had to take my kitty to the vet to be spayed. She thought it was great fun to be put into the pet carrier, but I'm pretty sure she won't feel that way later on today...

Picture update!!! 

Angel is doing fine after we finally managed to get her to keep the collar on. :)

U is for...

Ummm...

Not knowing what to say can be tough,

Even thousands of words aren't enough.

When ideas you lack

Make you shout out 'Ack!'

It's time to move on to other stuff.

Image borrowed from here.

*I  had no idea what to do for 'U' which is a) why this post is a few hours later than normal, and b) why it's all about not knowing what to do...

T is for...

Taff Speak

There was a young girl from round yer like,

Who torked reelly Taffy, like this, like.

She dropped all her gees,

Replaced s's with zees,

Issallgood! Youknowzitmakezsense, like!

I'd claim ownership ov the pickchur coz itz well wicked, but I achully found it frew google images when I searched for 'clart', like innit. The propa origin is yer, like.


A/N - So technically I cheated by ending three lines with the same word, but one, not many decent words rhyme with 'like', and two, well, we Taffie's say like, like ALL the time, so it seemed apt.