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Monday, 18 April 2011

O is for...

Oh! Oh! Ohhhh!

A Slight Detour First...

So last night I posted a status update on Facebook which alluded to my state of panic at having five blog posts needing to be written before the end of tomorow. Now, I have fabulous friends, and immediately I was conversing with the lovely Mari about possible blog subjects. Several comments later, another good friend Tami also joined the conversation. Amid much giggling, we covered ottomans, ostriches, the Eurovision song contest, pork chops, quarks and other such things. Forty-five minutes later (and more importantly, forty-five comments later) we had committed to a threesome today.


That is to say, we all agreed that the three of us would post today on the subject of orgasms, ostriches, orange, and ottomans. I highly recommend visiting both of their blogs (Mari @ The Giraffability of Digressions and Tami @ Confessions of a Watery Tart) because one, they have fabulous posts, and two, they explained things much better than I did.

And as for me...

If seduction is what you are pining,
Then ottomans are great for reclining.
Grab an orstrich (for feathers),
A whip made of leather,
And an orange, for orgasmic dining.

*Second Detour

I'm not sure if that makes much sense, but YOU try fitting those parameters into five little lines.

Sexy ostrich borrowed from here.

**Third detour! This just in... we have another victim participant!


  1. Hehehe I must admit that my mind went to darker places when I read the first line. But I like your version. ^_^

  2. Thanks for the fisrt laugh of the day, I saw one of the other blogs mentioned earlier.

  3. ah ah! you were third in the series... Brilliant threesome ;p I'm in awe of how you managed to pull it all together (oh crap, now I'm starting)
    Well done ladies! You've really started something....

  4. Oh, fabulous limerick! I love it! And very SCHMEXY ostrich! teehee

  5. *snickersnort* Oh, oh, OH! This was brilliant, Tar-Tar! We should do more threesomes ;)

  6. hahaha...thanks for that, I love it!! Will also visit your friends to check out their blogs. Found you from the A-Z Challenge, I’m now following you on GFC and I hope you have a chance to check out my blog!

  7. Misha - You're in good company, because my mind is ALWAYS in darker places. Thanks for stopping by!

    Yvonne - You're most welcome, happy to oblige!

    Sue - *snort* See, the innuendo is catching...

    Hart - Schmexy indeed!

    Cruella - Indeed. Threesomes are such fun, after all.

    Monica - Thank you! I will indeed pop along to your blog. Right now, in fact. *nods*

  8. i hopped on over from Mari's site. a limerick with orgasm in it - brilliant.

  9. Hahaha. Love the sexy ostrich. The limerick is ohh, so fabulous.

  10. Cute! Love the pic! You got all the "o"s in the right places.

  11. The sexy ostrich is hilarious and so is your limerick.

  12. LOL! I love it! And that pic is a hoot! :)

  13. I think you fit in the five words fabulously! And that ostrich has the perfect legs to pull off those boots... :)

  14. This poem was clever and fun. Great way to start the week. *wink, wink*

  15. So, you went with the ostrich - but a sexy one. Fun little poems too.

  16. Oh dear - I think yours is the naughtiest threesome in blog-land :)

  17. Only you:) *giggle* Checked out the other installments to this theme. All were brilliantly done.

  18. Funny as always, but I have to ask. Did you actually find an ostrich in thigh-high purple high-heeled boots, or did you photo shop the ostrich?

    Inquiring minds want to know--

    MM the Queen of English

  19. I actually *did* find the picture quite by accident. It was either a search for 'sexy ostrich' or 'funny ostrich'. It's amazing what you can find if you type the right thing. ;p