Warning - Some posts may cause choking, spitting of beverage and /or a severe giggle fit. This advice brought to you by regular reader Louisa.

Friday, 18 April 2014


P is for Pants

When something is making you frown
And things are getting you down
There's no need for rants
Just say 'its all pants!'
(And now I can't think of a noun).

Actually, DON'T ask me... Original Image

Thursday, 17 April 2014


O is for Oops

I generally fall over fresh air
It's something that I do with flair
Alone or in groups
I usually say 'oops'
As a klutz, I am beyond compare!

This is me!!! *nods* Original Image

Wednesday, 16 April 2014


N is for Nothing

Midnight is just minutes away
And I find I have nothing to say
I probably won't boast
About this pants post
But as long as I blog, it's okay!!

Nothing, nada, zilch... Original image.


Tuesday, 15 April 2014


M is for Minions

According to certain opinions
In order to rule my dominions
I'll need more than me
To run them smoothly
So I'll have to find me some minions!

This is what I need!! Original image.

Monday, 14 April 2014


L is for LOL

The silliest of things can amuse
Your sense of control you can lose
But laughing out loud
Is always allowed
It's a tonic to chase away blues!

Original image

Saturday, 12 April 2014


K is for Knobbly

I've given up aiming for slim
I'm just not made to be thin
From bits that are wobbly
To knees that are knobbly
I'll brazen it out with a grin!

Original image

Friday, 11 April 2014


J is for Jumping

I'm not much of an exercise freak
I'm more likely to play hide and seek
I suffer a lack
Of Jumping a Jack
So sadly, my joints tend to creak... 

Nope, that's definitely not me... Original image.

Just made it again!! Pesky late night shifts... *mutters*

Thursday, 10 April 2014


I is for Inconceivable

There are times when nothing makes sense,
When things tend to make you go tense.
If it seems unbelievable
Just yell 'Inconceivable!'
I swear the relief is immense!

See? Look how happy he is!! Original image.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014


H is for Hunk

If you feel like you're stuck in a funk
And you don't feel like getting drunk
Go google some pics
For a visual fix
And spend time with your favourite hunk!

Loves me some Aragorn!! Original image.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014


Aaaaccckkk!! Late shift today, and I only just remembered that I needed to post my letter 'G'! I have 12 minutes to come up with a limerick. *dies*

G is for Glomp

When sending an internet cuddle
Take care not to cause any muddle!
Don't offer a romp
Be sure to type *glomp*!
Then you won't bemuse or befuddle!! 

I love to glomp!! Original image.

Just made it! With ONE minute to spare! *wipes brow*

Monday, 7 April 2014


F is for Flump

I was teased quite a lot as a child,
By those who were wicked and wild.
I was always quite plump,
So they called me a flump
As a nickname, though, that was mild.

Compared to a ball of fluff!! Original image.

Saturday, 5 April 2014


Posting on time today!!!

E is for EEEEEEK!!

Snap decisions are often my bane
I really have no-one to blame.
Results can be bleak -
They make me go EEEEEEEK!
And cause others to think me insane!

Why did I think flower pots were fun??? Original image.


D  is for Drinking

Work is done so I've had some wine,
Though I somehow neglected to dine
A bit tipsy am I
But I still dropped by
I just hope that this post turns out fine...

Image my own

*** I'm technically a little late in my posting today, but I'm sure that it's still Friday in several parts of the world. I had a 10 hour shift at work today, you see. And... well, and some wine...

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Candy Crush

C is for Candy Crush

I hope you will use your discretion
As I make a quite shameful confession:
I admit to a rush
When I play Candy Crush -
It's become my guilty obsession.

Original image

Wednesday, 2 April 2014


B is for Balderdash

A comma, a dot, or a hash,
Makes my mind become a mish-mash.
I want to hammer 
The rules of grammar
As to me it's just all balderdash!

Say what? Original image.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014


My blog has 'procrastination' in the title, my profile has 'procrastinate', 'dither' and 'ramble' in the description, and everyone who knows me even a little bit knows that all of these words are apt when it comes to describing myself. But hey ho, the April A-Z is here once again, and, once again, I have partaken of the crazy juice and signed up for it. So here goes...

A is for ARGH!

That moment I've dreaded arrives,
It's enough to give me the hives.
I'm a nut, to be sure,
But I'll make you endure
These posts made of bunches of fives!*

Me this morning. (Original image)

Note: * Limericks are made up of five lines. Get it?? *shifty*