T is for...

Taff Speak

There was a young girl from round yer like,

Who torked reelly Taffy, like this, like.

She dropped all her gees,

Replaced s's with zees,

Issallgood! Youknowzitmakezsense, like!

I'd claim ownership ov the pickchur coz itz well wicked, but I achully found it frew google images when I searched for 'clart', like innit. The propa origin is yer, like.


A/N - So technically I cheated by ending three lines with the same word, but one, not many decent words rhyme with 'like', and two, well, we Taffie's say like, like ALL the time, so it seemed apt.