Pants

P is for Pants

When something is making you frown

And things are getting you down

There's no need for rants

Just say 'its all pants!'

(And now I can't think of a noun).

Actually, DON'T ask me... Original Image

Oops

O is for Oops

I generally fall over fresh air

It's something that I do with flair

Alone or in groups

I usually say 'oops'

As a klutz, I am beyond compare!

This is me!!! *nods* Original Image

Nothing

N is for Nothing

Midnight is just minutes away

And I find I have nothing to say

I probably won't boast

About this pants post

But as long as I blog, it's okay!!

Nothing, nada, zilch... Original image.

 

Minions

M is for Minions

According to certain opinions

In order to rule my dominions

I'll need more than me

To run them smoothly

So I'll have to find me some minions!

This is what I need!! Original image.

LOL

L is for LOL

The silliest of things can amuse

Your sense of control you can lose

But laughing out loud

Is always allowed

It's a tonic to chase away blues!

Original image

Knobbly

K is for Knobbly

I've given up aiming for slim

I'm just not made to be thin

From bits that are wobbly

To knees that are knobbly

I'll brazen it out with a grin!

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Jumping

J is for Jumping

I'm not much of an exercise freak

I'm more likely to play hide and seek

I suffer a lack

Of Jumping a Jack

So sadly, my joints tend to creak... 

Nope, that's definitely not me... Original image.

Just made it again!! Pesky late night shifts... *mutters*

Inconceivable

I is for Inconceivable

There are times when nothing makes sense,

When things tend to make you go tense.

If it seems unbelievable

Just yell 'Inconceivable!'

I swear the relief is immense!

See? Look how happy he is!! Original image.

Hunk

H is for Hunk

If you feel like you're stuck in a funk

And you don't feel like getting drunk

Go google some pics

For a visual fix

And spend time with your favourite hunk!

Loves me some Aragorn!! Original image.

Glomp

Aaaaccckkk!! Late shift today, and I only just remembered that I needed to post my letter 'G'! I have 12 minutes to come up with a limerick. *dies*

G is for Glomp

When sending an internet cuddle

Take care not to cause any muddle!

Don't offer a romp

Be sure to type *glomp*!

Then you won't bemuse or befuddle!! 

I love to glomp!! Original image.

Just made it! With ONE minute to spare! *wipes brow*

Flump

F is for Flump

I was teased quite a lot as a child,

By those who were wicked and wild.

I was always quite plump,

So they called me a flump

As a nickname, though, that was mild.

Compared to a ball of fluff!! Original image.

Eeeeeek!

Posting on time today!!!

E is for EEEEEEK!!

Snap decisions are often my bane

I really have no-one to blame.

Results can be bleak -

They make me go EEEEEEEK!

And cause others to think me insane!

Why did I think flower pots were fun??? Original image.

Drinking

D  is for Drinking

Work is done so I've had some wine,

Though I somehow neglected to dine

A bit tipsy am I

But I still dropped by

I just hope that this post turns out fine...

Image my own

*** I'm technically a little late in my posting today, but I'm sure that it's still Friday in several parts of the world. I had a 10 hour shift at work today, you see. And... well, and some wine...

Candy Crush

C is for Candy Crush

I hope you will use your discretion

As I make a quite shameful confession:

I admit to a rush

When I play Candy Crush -

It's become my guilty obsession.

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Balderdash

B is for Balderdash

A comma, a dot, or a hash,

Makes my mind become a mish-mash.

I want to hammer 

The rules of grammar

As to me it's just all balderdash!

Say what? Original image.

ARGH!

My blog has 'procrastination' in the title, my profile has 'procrastinate', 'dither' and 'ramble' in the description, and everyone who knows me even a little bit knows that all of these words are apt when it comes to describing myself. But hey ho, the April A-Z is here once again, and, once again, I have partaken of the crazy juice and signed up for it. So here goes...

A is for ARGH!

That moment I've dreaded arrives,

It's enough to give me the hives.

I'm a nut, to be sure,

But I'll make you endure

These posts made of bunches of fives!*

Me this morning. (Original image)

Note: * Limericks are made up of five lines. Get it?? *shifty*