YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ok, 'Yippeeeeeeeee' isn't in the title of this book, and neither is it the name of the author. Come to think of it, I don't think it's even a word that is used in the book itself, either. But you know, I think I can be forgiven for not strictly sticking to my own rules on today's posting (not that I was particularly strict with some of the other posts this month, either, but that's another blog post...)
Today is release day for IF THE SHOE FITS!!!! Yay! Yippeeeeeeeee! Yabba-dabba do!!! *snorts and dances at the same time* (Hmmm, would that be *snances* or *dorts*? I'm going with *snances*).
*coughs* Ok, now that we have that out of the way, I'll proceed with the posting format that I have used for all of the book blurbs that I have posted so far for the April A-Z...
The Blurb:
Life isn’t a fairy tale… except when it is.
There’s nothing
wrong with Ella Gibson’s life— it just isn’t very exciting, despite
being surrounded by lingerie. Working for Cardiff’s top modelling agency
should have been glamorous, but most of the time Ella is running around
with memos and cups of coffee. It’s a far cry from living the dream,
but skirting the edge of her fantasy life is enough.
Then comes
the day when her cat starts to talk, claiming to be Ella’s fairy
godmother. As if that weren’t crazy enough, the pesky puss becomes a
fashion advisor and behavioral expert, too. Add an evil ex-stepmother, a
hunk called Charming, plus a looming party-cum-ball, and you have all
the elements of a classical fairy tale. There’s even a couple of ugly
sisters—the fact that they are two gorgeous gay men being neither here
nor there.
Ella’s not your typical fairy-tale princess though, and
it will take more than a discarded glass slipper to get her man. It’s
quite possible she may have to curb her enthusiasm for cursing a wee
bit, not to mention her love of vodka. And can Muse, her surprisingly
straight-laced feline friend, overcome her prudishness long enough for
Ella to sneak a kiss or three with her intended beau?
by Amber T. Smith
Author Bio:
It's meeeee!!!!! Er... I mean: Amber T. Smith lives in Cardiff, the bustling capital city of Wales.
When she isn’t busy keeping her kids, her cats, and her lizards from
fighting, she can generally be found dreaming up new plots for
alternative fairy tales.
I don't think I can link to the same blog that I'm using *snort*, but if you would like to follow my madness, feel free to come here, my main blogging page, or visit me at my book blog (where I've been limericking my way through the April A-Z). I'm also on Twitter and Facebook if you'd like to say 'hello'. I love talking with new friends! (I love talking in general, but prefer it when there are people who answer me back, rather than babbling to an empty void *winks*).
Well congratulations. And I'm doing a happy dance just for you!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Cathrina!! And yay - happy dancing is ALWAYS good!
DeleteOh, just saw that you've followed - thanks so much! :D
DeleteI liked the Yabba dabba do! lolol! Congrats Amber!
ReplyDeleteYour blurb made me grin.
Sia McKye OVER COFFEE
Yeah, gotta love the yabba dabba dos!! Thanks so much, Sia, and thank you for liking my FB page, too!
DeleteYippee Yay Yowza! It's finally here!
ReplyDeleteYowza!! Ha! I forgot that one! Thanks, Weesa! *glomps*
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