Humping*
What sets your heart rate to thumping?
And gets your blood really pumping?
I'm sure you can guess,
But will you confess,
To a wish for daily humping?
Obviously this sign is a spoilsport |
*Ok, you knew I would reach this level at some point, aye?
Image borrowed from laughpartydotcom
Tee hee - have you been by Tami's today? Or are you just displaying your great minds again? ;) Happy humping (not to be confused with hump) day!
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me laugh this day!
ReplyDeleteHappy A to Z~
Hahahhahah! Please don't stop after the challenge is over!!!!! These are cracking me up every day!
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh today and God knows how I needed a laugh.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Mari - Yeah, I saw Tami's post and I mentioned something about great tarts thinking alike. ;p
ReplyDeleteTracy - you're more than welcome, happpy to be of service. :)
Amy - Glad they're amusing you! I don't myself limericking forever, but I will try to keep posting the crazies as often a I can. :)
Yvonne - Good, glad I could bring a much needed smile to your face. :)
Lordy, a spattering of typos up there... *eyeroll*
ReplyDelete*chokes on coffee* I really need to remember no food or drink while reading these:)
ReplyDelete*snickersnort* Oh this was fabulous! Yes... Like tarts think alike *nods*
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny, Tara!
ReplyDeleteoh but I do like this! And weirdly enough, a friend gave me a photograph he'd taken that said no humping on it! It must mean something else...there can't be that much street humping going on...
ReplyDeleteJan Morrison
Thanks for laugh of the day. You should collect all your limericks and publish them. They are very humorous and also brilliantly written.
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Funny, funny, post. Thanks for the laugh, today.
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ReplyDeleteJoyce
http://joycelansky.blogspot.com
ROFL!!! I have to admit to not having this cross my mind at all as I was trying to decide on my "h" post! A fun and silly surprise though. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lovely comments - glad these are still amusing you!
ReplyDeleteHeading over to some more blogs now. :)