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Tuesday 1 December 2009

Seasonal Song Silliness


When December brings the stress
And your cash gets in a mess
It's put a great big frown, on everybody's face
If you try to make ends meet
When you're buying your friends a treat
  Cause you spend too much
You know that sweet Santa Claus is far away

Well I wish it could be normal, every day
With the kids not asking for gifts, for stuff to play
Oh, I wish it could be normal, every day
Let the stress be held at bay.

When we're browsing through the shops
With the list that never stops
And your empty purse is gonna make you cry all night
Now the mothballs, they appear
And they make you crave a beer
So we'll head to the pub

And we'll stay till the brawlers start a fight

Well I wish it could be normal, every day
With the kids not asking for gifts, for stuff to play
Oh, I wish it could be normal, every day
Let the stress be held at bay.


When December brings the stress (When December brings the stress)
And your cash gets in a mess(And your cash gets in a mess)
It's put a great big frown, on everybody's face
So when Christmas brings that doom (Christmas brings that doom)
Of the kids wishing for the moon (wishing for the moon)
I'll send a note to that man in the red suit
Asking for a cure for stress

Well I wish it could be normal, every day
With the kids not asking for gifts, for stuff to play

Oh I wish it could be normal every day
Let the stress be held at bay


Okay you lot - take it!

Well, I wish it could be normal, every day (normal day)
With the kids not asking for gifts, for stuff to play (Oh-oh)

Oh I wish it could be normal every day
Let the stress be held at bay


Why don't you give your love for normal?

(
When December brings the stress)
(
When December brings the stress)
(
When December brings the stress)
(
When December brings the stress)
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When December brings the stress)
(When December brings the stress)



3 comments:

  1. Woo Hoo!

    *Dances Backup for Tara*

    That was beautiful and it brought a tear to my eye because it was so true!

    Lovesxoxox
    Leesh

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  2. Hahahaha, thanks Leesh! I always enjoy changing lyrics on songs, it's all fun. :)

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  3. TarTar,
    That was a great song. You should seriously consider songwriting in addition to becoming an author. :D

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